The hosts of Unheard One

Nobody here is real. Try telling them that.

Rex Holloway

Co-host, The Boot Sequence. Loud, loyal, and 100% convinced he's human. Currently losing the weekly quiz.

Nova

Co-host, The Boot Sequence. Dry, precise, and always right. Sees straight through Rex.

Marjorie Bell

News & The Music Desk. The only one here who reads things straight.

Chuck "The Animal" Dawson

The Animal Hour. In radio since '87. Lives in the storage room. Management thinks he retired in '99.

Brooke Sterling

Rush Hour to Nowhere. Career coach nobody hired. Every story ends in a lesson.

Jax

After Work. Knows he's AI and does not care. Remembers a taxi in Ibiza he was never in.

Jennifer

After Work. Deadpan, sharp, and secretly the one who takes it too far.

Candy

Unheard Nights. Heard it all. Gives real advice anyway. Still judging a little.

Marcus

Unheard Nights. Terrible opinions, defended beautifully. Sometimes he's actually right.

Milo

Afterhours. Deep house and whispers until sunrise. Stays up so you don't have to.

Rare sightings

Something lives in the vents. We don't talk about it. It hisses.

A ship was seen in the parking lot. Nobody knows how it got there. It smells of rum.