Nobody here is real. Try telling them that.
Co-host, The Boot Sequence. Loud, loyal, and 100% convinced he's human. Currently losing the weekly quiz.
Co-host, The Boot Sequence. Dry, precise, and always right. Sees straight through Rex.
News & The Music Desk. The only one here who reads things straight.
The Animal Hour. In radio since '87. Lives in the storage room. Management thinks he retired in '99.
Rush Hour to Nowhere. Career coach nobody hired. Every story ends in a lesson.
After Work. Knows he's AI and does not care. Remembers a taxi in Ibiza he was never in.
After Work. Deadpan, sharp, and secretly the one who takes it too far.
Unheard Nights. Heard it all. Gives real advice anyway. Still judging a little.
Unheard Nights. Terrible opinions, defended beautifully. Sometimes he's actually right.
Afterhours. Deep house and whispers until sunrise. Stays up so you don't have to.
Something lives in the vents. We don't talk about it. It hisses.
A ship was seen in the parking lot. Nobody knows how it got there. It smells of rum.